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Leroy Schwartz
| Leroy Schwartz | |
|---|---|
 "Besides, what do you want me to do with this enormous boner this speech bubble is conveniently covering up?" | |
| Vital statistics | |
| Title | Leroy of the Black Lightning |
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Descendant of Loki |
| Faction | Mercenary |
| Health | ∞ |
| Level | ∞ |
| Status | NOT WOMENZ-LESS :') |
| Location | 1201 |
Contents |
☂Basics 
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Name: Leroy Schwartz
Fandom: Sword of the Dark Ones
Journal: imnotjenkins
Canon Point: Post-manga
Player: Dolly
Room Number: 1201
Permanent Loss: Memories of Lena.
Date of Arrival: 02-07-2010
☂Stats Edit
Age: ~25
Eye: Black
Hair: Black.
Height: Around 6'1"
'Weight: 'MANLY
Birthday: Unknown.
Species: Dark One
Sexuality: Straight as a ruler
Likes: Fighting, laydeez, alcohol.
Dislikes: Guts, people who kill for da cash dolla, baby-ditchers
☂Losses Edit
Babby loss July 12 2010 - July 19 2010
☂Personality Edit
Leroy’s a guy who’s had nothing but a hard life. He hasn’t been seen as human for almost as long as he’s been alive, but despite that he’s managed to keep a firm set of beliefs and harbours no grudge against the world. In fact he’s a very honest person, having come to terms with the fact that it wasn’t the world that was wrong, it was him; he was the danger to it, so they had a right to fear and distrust him. Not that he hates himself or anything; he’s perfectly comfortable with whom he is, and in fact he’s a little modest at times too. Of course he’s a little rough around the edges and snarky, and if he’s faced with someone he dislikes he can be blunt and quite rude, but who isn’t?
He isn’t the type to get into meaningless fights but when he does find himself in those sorts of situations he has no qualms over crushing their entire skull with his boot either. Working as a mercenary has hardened him against the evil of battle. That being said…he has a complete and utter weakness for women and children. In fact he loves women. Like a loooot B) hurr hurr. If there is a hope of poontang he will be more than happy to help a milf out :|b So while he’s badass and serious some of the time he’s not without his funny bone; he actually has a sense of humour (albeit a slightly morbid one) and even if he isn’t a social butterfly it’s not as though he keeps to himself all the time. You CAN fluster this bamf.
Leroy absolutely abhors assassins because he can’t stand the thought of people getting paid for money; even if he himself is a killer, it’s usually “bad guys” or the Dark Ones that he takes on as a mercenary. He appreciates the value of human life more than most people do, probably because of his unique problem where he sometimes turned into Satan himself and razes the ground. Oops.
☂Appearance Edit
Added by KayladuskHuman FormEdit
In his human form, Leroy looks pretty much like a normal, well-defined/athletic 20-ish year old guy, aside from his pronounced canines. He wears a lot of black and has especially noticeable black eyes.
Wings/ClawsEdit
Added by KayladuskWhen he gets into fights and has to work especially hard, he starts to feel bloodthirsty and excited, at which point he often starts to morph into something more "beast-like". His fingers turn to claws, and his hands become almost scaly. Sometimes the whites of his eyes turn black, and he grows large wings on his back, somewhat resembling bat wings or 'demon' wings. In this form he is generally faster and stronger, though also crazier and often less concerned with who or what he's attacking.
LOKI-SAMA IYAAAEdit
Full fledged demon sama looks like ... a giant, scary thing with many horns and teeth. He is also capable of leveling cities and killing a bajillion people at once. HE IS VERY SCARY )8
☂Background Edit
MY LIFE SUCKS BAWWWWWW
☂Fighting Stuff Edit
See here for further details.
MIND POWERSEdit
Added by Kayladusk- Leroy can apparently use his mind to either control the body of someone else/use telekinesis of some kind to manually move their body himself? Either way, he pretty much made this dude stab himself through the face without lifting a finger. Sweeeet. He also randomly only used this one time ever so I don't even know.
STRING REVERSALEdit
- Okay this is essentially useless in Para for the most part but Leroy also knows the ~String Reversal~ technique, which is basically a way of saying "fuck you" to people who use strings/wires/etc as a weapon and sending it right back at them, which seems to result in their limbs getting cut off instead of his. I have no idea how he does this since he doesn't actually move when he does it. But he does. It's just that magical. ~*~*~MAGICAL~*~*~
SUPER SPEEDEdit
Added by Kayladusk- Leroy is really really really fast. His nickname "Black Lightning" isn't for nothing! He can move fast enough to be invisible to the human (and ... also not human) eye, almost to the point where it looks like teleportation. Or really creepy mirage clones like in this picture. He can't/doesn't avoid everything though, especially when he's carrying someone or is missing a limb or something like that.
RAGNAROKEdit
- Well I guess wielding Ragnarok counts as a skill, so! Leroy has this cool sword called Ragnarok which is a sword made specially for fighting and killing Dark Ones. They can do lots of cool stuff together like kick ass and take names and shoot giant energy bursts at giant tigers. (YES THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED) Ragnarok can also telepathically communicate with Leroy or anyone else for that matter in sword form. He can also change into a dude with Mickey Mouse gloves who seems to be pretty skilled at fighting! I have no idea what Ragnarok is made of other than magic and awesome, but he is like thousands of years old and only came across Leroy within the past few years. Now they are bros. This probably goes down in the CR section but shhhh.
HEALINGEdit
Added by Kayladusk- Superhuman healing! Whenever Leroy gets a wound of some kind, it starts to steam and bubble over (and, according to the manga, makes a sound like the sound meat makes when it's grilled ... what ...), and it'll fix itself, good as new.
- If he sustains too many wounds, though, or if he can't defend himself and his head is about to be smashed, then he starts to go cray cray and these weird tubes come out of his back and he turns into nightmare fuel. Cool beans.
SUPER STRENGTHEdit
- He can lift really heavy stuff/punch really hard/etc. with his MANLY MUSCLES. This is probably also part of his heritage as a crazy-ass demon thing.
☂Relationships & CR Edit
CanonEdit
- Ashley ➢ Sexy mama B) Almost/sorta tapped that but then she stabbed him with a drugged needle, bawwww.
- Herman Cartiel ➢ A giant tiger person ... thing. Half Dark One, half human. He kind of attacked him and pushed him into turning into Loki thing, but I guess he ended up going to rescue him anyways.
- Lena Northlight ➢ ASSASSIN HOBAG. Nice rack though. Lost memories of her :'(
- Lily/Ailey ➢ Part time deadly loli, part time cheery underaged prostitute. Had to kill her when she got turned into a vampire servant ;;
- Mana Northlight ➢ Lena's little sister, rescued her from some people who kidnapped her.
- Natak Fujika ➢ GIRLY MAN. Killed him for being insane and stuff. Also learned the string reversal thing from him.
- Ragnarok ➢ BROSWORD 4 LYFE. They are partners and fight crime .... I mean, uh, do mercenary stuff together. And like never get paid. Fail.
- Scharvielt ➢ Evil vampire guy who sucks ....... both metaphorically and literally. Ba-dum tish.
- Tony the Tiger ➢ Herman's creepy rapist dad. Oh my god I can't believe his name is actually Tony
- Yuripulse/Yuriparis/whatever his dumb name is ➢ A LOSER WITH STRING THINGS who tried to get revenge for Fujika and .. sucked at it. Lol. Killed Ashley, too :'(
