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Molotov Cocktease
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Added by Mugsy LeeName: Molotov Cocktease
Age: late 30s
Height: 6' (estimate)
Weight: unknown -- she's quite thin and mostly muscle
Origin: Russia
Occupation: Mercenary, ex-KGB agent
Loyalties: Formerly the USSR; currently Black Hearts Elimination Agency
Series: The Venture Bros
Canon point: season 4.1, end of 4x01
Room: 509
Loss: Chastity belt
Journal: mc_blackheart
Player: User:Mugsy Lee
Skills & AbilitiesEdit
Black ops queen. Can and will kick your ass, then blow your shit to smithereens. Speaks most major Earth languages. Seemingly made from springs. Might steal from you, just to entertain herself. You'll never even know.
AppearanceEdit
Molotov is what would probably be referred to as a "bombshell". She's tall and thin, with all the right curvy parts that men like. She tends to show it off, too -- even in her civilian clothes (aka, things she wears when not Catwoman-ing around in a catsuit that has practically no front or back), she displays a large amount of cleavage. Her hair is long, and naturally a bright titian color, which contrasts with her snow-pale skin. She has a single green eye; the other, her left, was taken from her many years ago, and currently belongs to Brock Samson, who keeps it in a jar. She wears a heart-shaped eyepatch to compensate for this. Molotov also has a beauty mark on the right side of her mouth.
PersonalityEdit
Molotov is a bitch, plain and simple. She's almost never nice without ulterior motives, she has the morals of... well, of someone who makes their living killing people, and she's often caustic for no reason whatsoever.
CanonEdit
HistoryEdit
She was a KGB agent, but then the Soviet Union collapsed. You know how it is.
RelationshipsEdit
- Brock Samson - Cannot decide if she wants to kill this man, or just spend every minute of her life making him wish he was dead.
- Dr. Venture - This man is an idiot and an asshole, and he treats Brock poorly.
- Hunter Gathers - Will die when Molotov gets her hands on him.
- The Black Hearts - Employees.
ParadisaEdit
HistoryEdit
Molotov arrived in her room, and was pretty much immediately reunited with Brock Samson, via the journal. She was, within a week, tossed into Paradisa High as a senior. After some unenthusiastic cheerleading, some teenaged making out, and some weird thing with an alien or something, everything was back to normal. She explored the town a little, but got bored fairly quickly, and entertained thoughts of reopening her elimination agency, just to have something to do. The castle apparently approved, because she was granted the deed to The Accountant's former office, which she spent a large amount of time redecorating. She is currently recruiting new Black Hearts.
For her Christmas gift from the castle, Molotov received the necklace from her Christmas sex dream.
In January, Molotov was turned into a cat for several days, courtesy of Asano Rin's infectious loss. During this time, she lived with Brock.
In February, Molotov met Guido, and they started casually dating. This, of course, enraged Brock, and he made a big scene. Also, Brock proposed on Valentine's Day, thanks to the enchanted candy, and Molotov accepted. Despite the fact that he was under the influence of magic, and she was more confused than anything else, they have decided that they are technically engaged, though they are not actually acting like it. They have, however, become exclusive, which is at least a step forward.
In March, Molotov fell victim to her first big loss -- she spent a week as Mamatov, a 50s, June Cleaver-esque housewife. While she cooked, baked and cleaned for everyone in the castle, she paid special attention to Brock and Mindy, whom she kidnapped to form her little sitcom family. Luckily, Mindy went on a loss to match, and Brock stayed out of good humor, so no one got hurt.
RelationshipsEdit
People who are hereEdit
- Brock Samson - ARE WE FINALLY TOGETHER? LIKE FOR SERIOUS FINALLY?
- Lorne - nice. Makes a great mixed drink. Too bad he works in a karaoke bar.
- Mindy - is interesting, for a little girl. Also, kind of funny. Molotov feels like she might be more than she comes off as. Also, Molotov maybe tried to forcibly adopt her during the Mamatov loss.
- Hellbeast - might be a threat. Maybe.
- Spike - annoying.
- Faye Valentine - new Black Heart?
- Mal - has some sort of friendship with Samson.
- Clark Kent - was annoying while Molotov was a teenager.
- Jilly Coppercorn - what a whiny, moral-pushing twit.
- Ares - shows up uninvited. Is the God of War? That's pretty cool, but he's kind of a jerk.
- Logan (Wolverine) - Mutant, awesome claw things.
- Darkwing Duck - TOOK ADVANTAGE OF MAMATOV kind of not really.
- Combat Instructor Alleyne - Mamatov fed and clothed her.
- Lady Marian - was totally into Mamatov's cooking.
- Alleria Windrunner - IS A MOODSWINGY JERK.
- Hellboy - Molotov remains pretty convinced that this guy is totally the son of the Devil. Doesn't matter, this huge guy is a new frand.
- Vriska Serket - troll? Lacks the required rainbow hair and belly jewel (maybe). Anyway, Molotov informed her about sex.
- Vicious - clearly they were meant to be best friends for all of time. Best friends who beat the shit out of each other. With swords.
- Cross Marian - Molotov dislikes this man, and will throw ducks at him for the rest of eternity.
People who are goneEdit
- Dr. Venture - was annoying. Is gone. Good riddance.
- Xena - was awesome while Molotov was a teenager.
- Timothy Hearst - deserves a kick for how he spoke to Molotov while she was a teenager.
- Alice Cullen - deserved to get attacked while they were cats.
- Serenity Rose - tried to feed Molotov cat food!
- Guido Carosella (Strong Guy) - :'( how could you leave meeeeeeeee
- M'gann M'orzz (Miss Martian) - helped Mamatov clean!
- Yukiko Amagi - weird girl, freaked out when Molotov talked about being an assassin.
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